hotel room ftw
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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