Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
we should paint friendship bongs
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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