Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently you make a good broom.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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