my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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