You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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