She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
