im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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