I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Just cropdusted the office
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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