I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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