What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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