I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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