Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
