you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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