Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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