Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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