i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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