So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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