talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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