Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
