just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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