Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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