Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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