:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i think my mom watched the whole time
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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