it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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