? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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