the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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