i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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