you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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