I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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