Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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