He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
