hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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