I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
So vagazzling was a success
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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