I don't usually arrange sex via text message
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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