We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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