I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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