he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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