Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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