Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He better not be in your backpack
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
