Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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