I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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