Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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