Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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