But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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