I just saw a hot homeless man
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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