"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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