what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
