I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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