Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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