its not stalking. its research.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
