Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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