I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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