3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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